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Default The Bitch Can Ride

[align=center]The Bitch Can Ride
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3/22/2002

Queen of the hop, belle of the ball,
all the above or none at all.
She'll fringe your leather, chap your hide.
But make no mistake, the bitch can ride.

Tequila's her poison, no salt, no lime,
While others pass out, she's reachin' her prime.
Her badge of honor, her source of pride,
when brothers admit, the bitch can ride.

She has her daddy's wanderin' way, has her momma's soul,
But when she's backed against the wall, the girl can rock n roll.
And if she takes you for your word, then finds out that you lied,
Best you stay off of the road, you know the bitch can ride.

Likes to wear her leather tight, as if it had been sprayed.
Ain't no use in judging 'cause her dues have long been paid.
Righteous is the lady, who will never be denied.
Pound for pound, toe to toe, it's known the bitch can ride.

Those who try to 'make a move' find themselves frustrated.
She quickly makes it known to 'those,' I'm unaffiliated.
Leaves 'em all with egos, that want to run and hide.
Man or scoot, heels or boots, damn, the bitch can ride.

She has her daddy's wanderin' way, has her momma's soul,
But when she's backed against the wall, the girl can rock n roll.
And if she takes you for your word, then finds out that you lied,
Best you stay off of the road, you know the bitch can ride.

'If you can read this', is what's said, on the backs of many bros.
Always seems to draw a laugh, because she damn well knows.
Ever willing to shed some light, she'll pull up right along side.
'To one and all, I don't fall, 'cause THIS BITCH CAN RIDE!"[/align]
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Old 05-14-2007, 04:10 AM
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Default Re: The Bitch Can Ride

But can she :hump: Just kidding, of course :wink: Nice poem Elly :10:
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[align=center]Tequila's her poison, no salt, no lime,
While others pass out, she's reachin' her prime.
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hahaha I like this line !!!!


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Yeah....funny how long ago it seems now, when being called a bitch, would have rocked my world...
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Cool poem! I think I would be honored if I heard someone say "the bitch can ride"
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I love the poem Elly
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i like it, thanks for posting
my shirt says 'i didn't fall off, i ride my own'
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Mine says if you can read this the bitch just passed ya.
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I painted one that says "If you can see this, the prick couldn't hold on...'
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Awesome poem Elly!
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