The Eleven Biker Rules

[roadrash5]

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another's house, show them respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your house annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of riding if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of riding after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm children.

10. Do not kill animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When riding in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them.


Great words of wisdom

[Kate]

Destroy them. Short, sweet, & definitely to the point! lol

[Squirrel]

Great post RR!

[Archangel]

Another great post RR!! Thanks!