A real Houston Texans Fan

[mrpiff]

This guy walks into a bar wearing a Texan jersey and

carrying a little dog that also has a Texan jersey on with a little

Texans helmet too. The guy says to the bartender, "Can my dog and I watch

the Texans game here? My TV at home broke and my dog and I want to see the

game."



The bartender replies, "Normally, dogs in the bar would not be allowed,

but it is not terribly busy in here, so you and the dog can have a seat at

the end of the bar. But, if there is any trouble with you or the dog, I'll

have to ask you to leave. "



The guy agrees and he and his dog start watching the game. Pretty soon

the Texans kick a field goal and the little dog jumps on the bar and

walks down the bar and gives everyone a high five.



The bartender says, "Hey, that's cool! What does he do for a touch

down?"



The guy answers, "I don't know, I've only had him for 3 years."

[FATboy05]

:thewinneris: not the freakin Texans