Not an Eagles Fan
A first grade teacher in Dallas explains to her class that she is an
Eagles fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they
are Eagles fans too.
Every hand raised except for one. A little girl has not gone along with
the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not an Eagles fan," she said.
"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"I'm a proud Dallas Cowboys Fan," the girl said.
The teacher asks the girl, "Why are you an Cowboys Fan?"
"Well, my Dad and Mom are Cowboys fans, so I'm a Cowboys fan, too," she
responded.
"That's no reason," the teacher yelled loudly, "What if your mom was a
moron, and your dad was an idiot? What would you be then?"
The little girl smiled and said, "Then I'd be an Eagles fan like you."
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