For Leaf Fans

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TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS REVISED 2008 SCHEDULE

January

15 vs. Bloomington Jr. High School Girls
22 vs. Cub Scout Troop #101
29 vs. CNIB Senior Team

February
5 vs. Spanish-American War Vets
12 vs. Crippled Children's Hospital
19 vs. St. Cloud Home for Wayward Girls
26 vs. Girl Scout Troop #69

March
5 vs. Ontario VD Clinic Post #3
12 vs. Church Street Boy's Choir
19 vs. Korean War Amputees
26 vs. VA Hospital Polio Patients

Special Monday Night Game:
March 3 vs. Utopia Gay Boys


Name Change:
The Toronto Maple Leafs will be changed to the
Toronto Tampons' as they are only good for one period,
and they don't have a second string.

Coaching Change:
Paul Maurice will be replaced by Pamela Anderson.
No doubt she will blow a few, but she won't choke
up on the BIG ONE.

And while on the topic of the Leafs....

What does Toronto have that Montreal doesn't?
Black and white photographs of their last Stanley Cup.

What do the Leafs and The Titanic have in common?
They both look good until they hit the ice.

Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea?
Because the Canadiens have all the cups.

What's the difference between the Leafs and a cigarette machine?
The cigarette machine has PLAYERS.