For my BRO Fubar

[roadrash5]

The Bikers Creed




The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.
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Only bikers understand why dogs love to stick their heads out car windows.
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Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory.
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Never ask a biker for directions if you're in a hurry to get there.
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Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of fuel before you can think straight.
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A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an
exhaust pipe and riding forty miles.
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Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and lived.
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Young riders pick a destination and go. Old riders pick a direction and go.
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Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.
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Always back your ride into the curb and sit where you can see it.
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Whatever it is, it’s better in the wind.
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Winter is nature’s way of telling you to polish your bike.
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A motorcycle can't sing on the streets of a city.
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Keep your bike in good repair. Motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking.
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People are like motorcycles: each one is customized a bit differently.
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The best alarm clock in the world is sunshine on chrome.
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The twisties, not the Motorways, Separate the bikers from the wannabee's.
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When you are leading, don't spit.
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There’s something ugly about a new bike on a trailer.
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A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his van to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.
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Owning 2 bikes is useful because at least one can be raided for parts at any given time.
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Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.
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You'll know that she loves you if she offers to let you ride her bike. Don't do it and she will love you more.
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If you can't get it going with bungee cords and electrician’s tape, it’s serious.
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There are drunk bikers. There are old bikers. There are no old drunk bikers.
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The best modifications cannot be seen from the outside.
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You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.
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A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use a lot of juice.
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No matter what make of bike you ride, It’s all the same wind.

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15 grand and 15 miles don’t make you a biker!!

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Being a biker ain’t a pastime. It’s a way of life

[speed]

I've seen some of those before, but that is a great post Road Rash. Some very simple, but very good advice and insight in there.

SM

[Fubar]

hey speed RR is gonna be at my place on the 24th, so if your plannin on commin in you can meet him...and if the two of you keep this Paki shit up, I'll piss on both of you when your not lookin<EG>

[roadrash5]

Hey Speed you hold him dowwn i just keep pounding on his forehead .....We don't hire Paki's
We can give him a new name rabuF... LMAO
oh by the way fubar did the Blue Ointment clear everything up
Road Rash

[Archangel]

Good advice roadrash......and welcome to the Zone!!

[speed]

Originally Posted by roadrash5

We can give him a new name rabuF... LMAO

Holy fucking shit. From here on in Mike shall be known as rabuf. Man I am coming to the city on the 24th just to shake Road Rash's hand.

Fuck you rabuf.

Lol.

SM

[CoolMaker]

Blue ointment eh, rut roh....... :ass:

[shadow]

Welcome RR, Sounds like you already know some of the folks here. Have fun on the site and enjoy.

[Squirrel]

RoadRash wrote :

The best alarm clock in the world is sunshine on chrome.

I would have to disagree with ya here...
The best alarm clock is the sound of a v-twin before the sun comes up. That was my alarm clock in Daytona. :grin:

[CoolMaker]

Yep, and I was the one that gave the sound to ya'.... :wink: