Passing time by passing gas..

[TexasRed]

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• On average, a fart is composed of about 59 percent nitrogen, 21 percent hydrogen, 9 percent carbon dioxide, 7 percent methane and 4 percent oxygen. Less than 1 percent of their makeup is what makes farts stink.
• The temperature of a fart at time of creation is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit.
• Farts have been clocked at a speed of 10 feet per second.
• A person produces about half a liter of farts a day.
• Women fart as much as men.
• The gas that makes your farts stink is hydrogen sulfide. The more sulfur rich your diet, the more your farts will stink. Some foods that cause really smelly farts include: beans, cabbage, cheese, soda and eggs.
• Most people pass gas about 14 times a day.

Rest of story Here

[Fubar]

Man somewhere in that story they gotta talk about beer farts....lethal stuff

[curley725]

I often wondered about that ..... :grin:

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[ezR1der750]

I always wanted to be good at something. If the average person lets 14 a day, then I am way above average!

[mrpiff]

• Women fart as much as men.

Or More! :shock: