Police: Man gets shot to avoid work

[TexasRed]

:ass:

PASCO, Wash. (AP) -- What happened to faking a cough?

Sheriff's detectives in Franklin County, Wash., say a man had his friend shoot him in the shoulder so he wouldn't have to go to work.

When he first spoke with deputies, Daniel Kuch (KOOCH) told them he'd been the victim of a drive-by shooting while he was jogging Thursday. But detectives told KONA radio that Kuch later acknowledged that he asked his friend to shoot him so he could get some time off work and avoid a drug test.

The friend has been arrested for investigation of reckless endangerment. Kuch is expected to be charged with false reporting.

Detectives declined to say where Kuch works, or whether he still has a job. It wasn't known if he had obtained a lawyer.

[GzrGldGeo]

Originally Posted by TexasRed

:ass:

PASCO, Wash. (AP) -- What happened to faking a cough?

Sheriff's detectives in Franklin County, Wash., say a man had his friend shoot him in the shoulder so he wouldn't have to go to work.

When he first spoke with deputies, Daniel Kuch (KOOCH) told them he'd been the victim of a drive-by shooting while he was jogging Thursday. But detectives told KONA radio that Kuch later acknowledged that he asked his friend to shoot him so he could get some time off work and avoid a drug test.

The friend has been arrested for investigation of reckless endangerment. Kuch is expected to be charged with false reporting.

Detectives declined to say where Kuch works, or whether he still has a job. It wasn't known if he had obtained a lawyer.

Not to mention the pain pills!! Day off drink a little, take some pain pills almost worth getting shot some days.

[FATboy05]

Did he not know they did drug screens beforehand :lol:

Man that sounds like a great idea for some time off, I really do need some, and I hate my job, but I don't think I could ever find anyone who would shoot me, TR-GGG :bellylaugh:

[TexasRed]

After the next gun show .. I might be able to oblige ya :ass:

Until then I dont think you would want a hit from the old Sweet 16 or the 30 ought Gzr's Daddy sent him home with last weekend :mrgreen:

[FATboy05]

Originally Posted by TexasRed

After the next gun show .. I might be able to oblige ya :ass:

Until then I dont think you would want a hit from the old Sweet 16 or the 30 ought Gzr's Daddy sent him home with last weekend :mrgreen:

Oh hell NO! those would leave way too big a hole, I was thinking more along the lines of a .22 fired from say a mile, that hits me in the ass :grin:

[TexasRed]

LOL .. I hear ya! A .22 or .38 would sting like hell, but I've been told its not much worse than a hornet .. :shock:

I dont like fucking hornets ... :lol:

[curley725]

I'm TR I would have faked a cough or quit...

C

[TexasRed]

I would have enlisted a company's products I've used before

Years ago .. since I wasnt in a position of "needing" job just "wanting" a new one I took the chance .. used a product after burning one on the way to the piss test 20min away - clear as a bell - high with a new job :shock: :mrgreen: