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Old 11-06-2007, 03:39 AM
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Too fucking much.

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Old 11-06-2007, 04:12 AM
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Ouch! That poor broke dick motherfucker.
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As and ER nurse I can say.............. yep it's a fact you can have a penile fracture. That's what it's called anyway. I wouldn't know from first hand experience but I will say those fella's sure act like it hurts. I'm sorry but you gotta admit it's funny. :bellylaugh: So I guess now I'm an asshole. LOL oh well.
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Old 11-06-2007, 05:23 AM
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Speed I must ask how you came about this article.... Are you trying to tell us something or what???
LOL LOL TOO FUNNY!!!!
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Old 11-06-2007, 05:26 AM
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Just sharing the humor.

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I think the X-ray really rounds out the story :happydance:

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Old 11-06-2007, 05:48 AM
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I think the X-ray really rounds out the story
I'm not sure that it rounds out the story, but it certainly provides another angle.

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I think the X-ray really rounds out the story
I'm not sure that it rounds out the story, but it certainly provides another angle.

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Thats funnier than the story SM :ass:

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Old 11-06-2007, 06:14 AM
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It didn’t take that long for the urologist to arrive. He looked at it and rubbed on it for a while which was both painful and weirdly erotic at the same time. He then looked at me and said, “You have a traumatic rupture of the corpus cavernosum. Also known as a broken dick”.

Too damn funny :lol: :lol:
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He probably has a side shooter now. :lol:
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