Put together my IKEA table

[speed]

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Put together my IKEA table while I masturbate - w4m - 37 (TriBeCa)

I bought this IKEA table and i can't assemble it. Come over and put it together for me and I'll masturbate while you do it. With a dildo. And I will serve you unlimited iced tea. I'm 37 and not amazing looking but totally serviceable.

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[GzrGldGeo]

Exactly what is a w4m? And what does TriBeCa f*ing mean? I can't even read these people's shit. I am out of the loop.