I can't believe you chose my fat friend instead of me - w4m
Yes I admit it. You actually chose my short, chubby friend over me and it pisses me off. First off, I'm blonde, beautiful, with a killer body. I should be first choice -- always. I have a great career and men generally fall at my feet. That is until you came along. My god, you gave me the brush off at that benefit dinner. I couldn't believe it. When I saw you all tall, dark, and handsome with the bluest eyes I have ever seen I was struck. But you had the audacity to push me aside and dance with my fat friend? Come on now. Did you used to be fat or something? I don't get it. She's not as pretty as I am and she's pushing 200 pounds. You must be gay or blind. I hear you two are actually going out on a date. She's looking forward to it. Only in an alternate universe does stuff like this happen.
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Cheers,
Speed
09-20-2009, 02:01 PM
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