Snoring Willie

[FATboy05]

The guys were all at a deer camp.
No one wanted to room with Willie, because he snored so badly.They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with Willy the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy, Doug slept with Willy and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.They said, "Man, what happened to you?"He said, "Willy snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was Clarence’s turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, 'Man, that Willy shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Jerry's turn.. Jerry was a Strange, gay Faggot; a man's man. The next morning Jerry came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Willy into bed, patted him on the ass, and kissed him good night...
Willy sat up and watched me all night."