Two kids in an operating room

[FATboy05]

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other Outside the operating room--- the first surgeries of the day.


> The first kid leans over and asks, 'What are you in here for?'
> The second kid says, 'I'm in here to get my tonsils out, And I'm a little nervous.'
> The first kid says, 'You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, And when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and Ice Cream. It's a Breeze.'
> The second kid then asks, 'What are you here for?'
> The first kid says, 'A circumcision'
> Whoa!' the second kid replies. 'Good luck buddy. I had that done when I was born.. Couldn't walk for a year.'