Michael Jackson - not for the faint of heart

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Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.

Doctors are looking into claims that MJ’s death could have been caused by an allergic reaction from eating 12 year old nuts.

Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates and God asked her what he could do for her having led such an honest life. Farrah asked God to simply make sure the children of the world were safe. Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died.

MJ’s dying wish was to be melted down and turned into straws so he can still get sucked on by kids.

In memory of MJ’s death, McDonald’s is coming out with the new “McJackson”. It’s 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns.

Michael Jackson’s ashes are going to be put in an Etch A Sketch so kids can still twiddle his knob.

Michael Jackson’s death has now been ruled a suicide. Apparently doctors told him that the only way he could get whiter is if he died.

what do michael jackson and caviar have in common? they both come on little white crackers.

Michael Jackson's upcoming london dates have been cancelled. They were James aged 9 and Tom 11.

Q: What time did Michael Jackson die?
A: 3:15 - when the big hand is touching the little hand.


Buy them quick, Jackson 5 tickets are 20% off.

Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? He thought it was a delivery service.

Elton John will be playing at his funeral - "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...

and last but not least:

In honor of Michael Jackson, all 8 year old boys will be wearing their pants half off today.