THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

[FATboy05]

oldie but goodie :shock:



Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.



Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds'. Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts



'How long will this take?' I asked.



They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.



I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'



Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?'



He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw

[Kate]

Unless of course a finger just Happens ( Talisman do NOT laugh!!!) to cover the end of the straw so no air is available for suction.......


( You laughed anyhow, didn't you!!!!! lol)