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04-23-2009, 06:03 AM
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New Diet Program
>> A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10-lb
>> weight loss program. >> >> The next day, there's a knock on the door, and there >> stands before him a >> >> voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old babe dressed in nothing >> but a pair of >> >> Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. >> >> She introduces herself as a representative of the weight >> loss Company. >> >> The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have >> me.' >> >> Without a second thought, he takes off after her. >> >> A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives >> up. >> >> The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same >> thing happens. >> >> On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to >> find he has lost >> 10 lbs as promised. >> >> He calls the company and orders their 5-day, 20-pound >> program. >> >> The next day there's a knock at the door and there >> stands the most >> stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his >> life. >> >> She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a >> sign around her >> neck that reads, 'If you catch me, you can have >> me'. Well, he's out the door >> after her like a shot. >> >> This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but >> no such luck. >> >> So for the next four days, the same routine happens with >> him gradually >> getting in better and better shape. >> >> Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs >> himself, he discovers >> that he has lost another 20 lbs as promised. >> >> He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order >> the 7-day, >> 50-pound program. >> >> 'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the >> phone. 'This is our most >> rigorous program.' >> >> 'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt >> this good in years.' >> >> The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he >> opens it, he finds a >> huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink >> running shoes >> and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch >> you, your ass is mine.' >> >> He lost 63 pounds that week 
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04-24-2009, 08:26 AM
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Re: New Diet Program
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