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04-23-2009, 05:51 AM
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Last Nickel
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>>>A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the boy 3 >>> >>> nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy begins >>> >>> choking, getting blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has >>> >>> swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs >>> >>> up 2 nickels, but keeps on choking. Looking at his son, the father is >>> >>> panicking, shouting for help. >>> >>> A well dressed, attractive, woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at >>> >>> a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping coffee. At the sound of the >>> >>> commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the >>> >>> newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes >>> >>> her way, unhurried, across the restaurant. Reaching the boy, the woman >>> >>> carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts >>> >>> to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a >>> >>> few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, >>> >>> which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. >>> >>> Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father >>> >>> and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word. As >>> >>> soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father >>> >>> rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never >>> >>> seen anybody do anything like that before. It was fantastic. Are you a >>> >>> doctor? >>> >>> "No," the woman replied. "Divorce attorney." 
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04-23-2009, 08:19 AM
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Re: Last Nickel
:bellylaugh: Funny! True but funny.
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