The Maid

[mrpiff]

A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you
want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Your husband said so."
Wife: "Oh."

Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Your husband did."
Wife: "Oh."

Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
Wife (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Señora, the gardener did."

SHE GOT THE RAISE

[Mominatrix]

bwahahahaha I knew there was a reason I didn't have a maid. :bellylaugh:

[shell]

LMAO good one!!!

[FATboy05]

Dammitt :bellylaugh:

[Talisman]

LMAO! Is it too late to take up gardening? :razz: