Water vs Wine

[mrpiff]

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila,
rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health .

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink
water and be full of shit..

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing
it as a public service

[FATboy05]

:goodpoint: :givemebeer:

[Talisman]

Originally Posted by mrpiff

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing
it as a public service

I'm sure their just has to be some sort of public service award for this somewhere in there? Of course the trick now is to sober up the awards committee and get one of them to submit it for you. :burp:

[Hellswraith]

Yucks - water just dont seem so appealing anymore ...

:shock:

[curley725]

That's just what Piff need's is a bunch of drunk's trying to pin a award on his chest :groucho:

Curley