The Badge

[FATboy05]

A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Montana , and talks with an old
rancher. He tells the rancher, 'I need to inspect your ranch for
illegally grown drugs.'
The old rancher says, 'Okay, but do not go in that field over there'
as he points out the location.

The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, 'Mister, I have the
authority of the Federal Government with me.' Reaching into his rear pants
pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the farmer.
'See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I
wish...on any land. No questions asked or answers given.
Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'

The old rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his
chores.
A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the
DEA officer running for his life chased close behind by the
rancher's prize bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the
officer, and it seems likely that he'll get "horned" before he
reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The old rancher throws
down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his
lungs.....


Your badge...Show him your badge!

[Talisman]

LMOA!!! Kind of reminds me of some of the old farmers around here.