This is what "Tough" REALLY is...

[Talisman]

Three servicemen seated around the campfire out on the lonesome sagebrush prairie and,
with the pride for which these men were famous, it was a night of bravado, a night of tall tales.

Bob, a Green Beret from Wyoming, says, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest guy there is.
Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had gored six men before I wrestled it to
the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth."

Bern, a Navy Chief, couldn't stand to be bested. "That's nothing," he said.
"I was walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid
out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with
my bare hands, bit off its head, and sucked the poison down in one gulp
and didn't even get a belly ache."

Tom, the old retired Marine, remained silent, while slowly stirring the campfire coals with his pecker...

[FATboy05]

:shock:

[mrpiff]

Now that is tough! :bellylaugh: