Jesus is Watching You

[mrpiff]

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around,
looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus is watching
you.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and
froze.

When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and continued..

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as
a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.' Freaked out, he shined his light
around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a
parrot.

'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you
that he is watching you.'

The burglar relaxed.. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird
Moses?'

'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.

[FATboy05]

I Love that one, can't help but think of TexasRed, and GGG one day :lol: