GrandMa wants to join a motorcycle club

[Mominatrix]

A little 80 year old lady had always wanted to join a local
bikers club so one day she goes up and knocks on a
biker's door and A big, hairy, bearded biker with
tattoos all over his arms answers.

She proclaims, "I want to join your club."
The guy was quite amused, but says she needs to meet
certain biker requirements in order to join and the biker
asks; "Do you have a motorcycle?"
The little old lady replies "Yep, my bike's parked
over there" and points to a flamed black Harley chopper
in the driveway.
The biker asks, "Do you drink?"
The little old lady replies "Yep, drink like a fish.
I'll drink everyone in your club under the table."
The biker asks, "Do you smoke?"
The little old lady replies "Yep, smoke like a
chimney, at least 2 packs of cigarettes and three joints a
day and a couple more in the evening, while I'm shooting
pool."
The biker is very impressed and asks,
"Last question, have you ever been picked up by the
fuzz?"
The little old lady thinks for a minute and says,
"Nope, but I've been swung around by my nipples a
few times."

[Blackpearlultra]

:bellylaugh: Good ole Gramma...

[FATboy05]

:bellylaugh: but leaving a bad mental image