Choosing a wife

[mrpiff]

Choosing a wife

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.


The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.


The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.


The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.


Obviously, the man was impressed.



The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.





Then he married the one with the biggest tits.




Men are like that, you know.


There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

[FATboy05]

and that would be a very sad time :sad:

[Talisman]

Originally Posted by mrpiff

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

On the up side of that, since most likely their vision would be failing as well, it would be like having "curb feelers." The rate of injuries by running into things (particularly each other) will be much less likely. :razz:

[Kate]

Yeah & they won't be able to turn over in bed either, so there will be less liklihood of injuries, due to them having fallen out of bed.....

[Talisman]

Originally Posted by Calli

Yeah & they won't be able to turn over in bed either, so there will be less likelihood of injuries, due to them having fallen out of bed.....

Damn, I think both of us missed our calling as safety advisers! LOL

I'm think I'll just go fix myself a cup of hot cocoa and see about a nap after I ponder this one abit... :razz: