Peanut...

[FATboy05]

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss
> them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of
> catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he
> turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.
>
> He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in
> deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying
> they became worried and decided to go to the hospital.
>
> As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her
> date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he
> could get the peanut out.
>
> The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two
> fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father
> blew, the peanut flew out of his ear onto the floor.
>
> The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted
> that it was nothing.
>
> Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'that's so
> wonderful! He is so smart! What
> do you think he's going to be when he grows older?'
>
> The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, I think he'll be our
> son-in-law.'

[Talisman]

LMAO!!