Blind Cowboy

[FATboy05]

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an
all girl biker bar by mistake. He
finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde
joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep,
husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy , I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you
should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde woman.

3. I'm a 6_foot tall, 175_pound blonde gal with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.


'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?' The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and
mutters,

'No...Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

[Talisman]

LMAO! Good one!