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02-14-2009, 05:07 AM
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Cannibal Menu
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
Broiled Missionary: $10.00 - Fried Explorer: $15.00 - Grilled Republican: $100.00 - Baked Democrat: $250.00 - The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politicians?' The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning." was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu... Broiled Missionary: $10.00 - Fried Explorer: $15.00 - Grilled Republican: $100.00 - Baked Democrat: $250.00 - The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politicians?' The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning." 
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