Damn Fine Explanation

[FATboy05]

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making
love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. "You are a
disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- a
faithful wife, the mother of your children ! I'm leaving you. I want a
divorce straight away !"
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>> And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least
I can tell you what happened."
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>> "Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, " but they'll be the
last words you'll say to me!"
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>> And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to
drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and
out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed
that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she
hadn't eaten for three days ! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and
warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't
eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured
them in moments.
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>> Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she
was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw
them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you
have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you
don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my
sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I
also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use
because someone at work has a pair the same."
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>> The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so
grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she
turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, " Please ... do you have
anything else that your wife doesn't use?"

[Kate]

Ouch!

[mrpiff]

:bellylaugh: