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Old 02-07-2009, 08:20 AM
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Default Old Woman Goes to the Dr.

An old woman goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor you have to help me. I
have terrible gas,
but the good thing is that my farts are silent, and they don't stink. In
fact, I have farted twice since I got here and you didn't even notice."

The doctor replied, "No problem, take these pills
and come back in one week."
So one week goes by and the woman returns to the
doctor and says, "Jesus, I don't know what you did but now my farts
reek."
The doctor says, "Good, now that we cleared up your sinuses, lets work on
that hearing."
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Old 02-07-2009, 09:07 AM
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Default Re: Old Woman Goes to the Dr.

i'm at least half deaf, my nose has been broken enough times i"m a mouth breather and i'm on a fast downhill slide to 60 years old . i wonder.........lol
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