CHINESE SICK LEAVE
> Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work
> today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs
>
> hurt, I no come work"
>
> The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really
>
> need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
>
> wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything
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> better and I go to work. You try that."
>
> Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what You
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> say and I feel Great. I be at work soon.........You got
>
> nice house"
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