Inauguration day drinking game

[MLC]

i meant to post this this morning but i got too busy here at work oh well, you'll get the idea.




The Inauguration Day 2009 Drinking Game

Drink Every Time Someone Says:

"Historic"
"Monumental"
"Kennedy"
"Lincoln"
"Change" (as a noun)
"Most anticipated inauguration in history"
The name of a celebrity who thinks their opinion matters.
Drink Every Time:

Joe Biden's hairplugs are awkwardly noticeable.
You see Oprah crying.
W glances at his watch.
You see a mediocre looking chick with political aspirations in the crowd.
Chris Matthews appears to get a boner.
You see Obama's face on a t-shirt.
A white guy pretends to know the words to a Black Eyed Peas song.
Keith Olbermann comes off as a smug, pretentious asshole.
Someone in the crowd passes out.
You see a bearded hippie.
Jesse Jackson takes credit for Obama's campaign.
A Fox News correspondent speaks in hushed tones with an air of faux patriotism.
Have fun on Tuesday. And don't blame us when you've got a lampshade on your head twenty minutes into the telecast.

[FATboy05]

I won't waste any of my day watching such Poop :roll:

[Hellswraith]

I slept through it all ...


Looks like a good drunk day though with those guidlines ..

:grin:

[firestarter]

A lady called into Good morning America radio show on XM to say her and her hubby took the day off. They are doing shots everytime the words "change" & "hope" are said. They figured 2 bottles would take them through the speaches. LOL