Union Rules and Hookers

[Talisman]

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas
and decided to check out the local brothels.

When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man
stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable,
hopefully unionized shop.

His search continued until finally he reached a brothel
where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house.

We observe all union rules."

The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the union man said.

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room,
and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.

"I'd like her," he said.

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam.

Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner.

"But Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules,
she's next"

[Blackpearlultra]

:bellylaugh: You gotta stay away from the union oledance: