Grandpa got audited

[mrpiff]

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office.
The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showedup with his attorney.
The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have a very extravagant lifestyle andno full-time employment, which you explain by sayingthat you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds thatbelievable.'
I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about ademonstration?'The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.'Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my owneye.'The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.
Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite myother eye.'Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand,with Grandpa'sattorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks.'I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of yourdesk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get adrop anywherein between.' The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he lookscarefully and decides there'sno way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agreesagain.
Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants,but although he strains mightily, he can't make the streamreach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates alloverthe auditor's desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a majorloss into a huge win.
But Grandpa's attorney moans and puts his head in his hands. 'Are you okay?' the auditor asks.
'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Grandpa toldme he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousanddollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and thatyou'd be happy about it.'

[FATboy05]

LMAO :bellylaugh: