Why airplanes are easier to live with than women...

[Talisman]

One more reason why I'm surely going to hell. :razz:

1 ) Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time.

2 ) Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

3 ) Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."

4 ) Airplanes don't object to a pre-flight inspection.

5 ) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.

6 ) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.

7 ) Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.

8 ) Airplanes don't come with in-laws.

9 ) Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.

10 ) Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.

11 ) Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.

12 ) Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.

13 ) Airplanes expect to be tied down.

14 ) Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.

15 ) Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.

16 ) However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not
good.

[FATboy05]

Yup, your in Big Big trouble with the ladies here Tals :grin:

[mrpiff]

:bellylaugh: Good one Talisman!

[curley725]

Originally Posted by FATboy05

Yup, your in Big Big trouble with the ladies here Tals :grin:

I wouldn't get to close to the puter screen if I were you...LOL

Curley