Italian philosphy at it's finest.......

[Talisman]

An old Italian Mafia 'Don' is dying and he calls his grandson into his
bedroom.

"Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated .38 revolver so you
will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howzabout you leava me your Rolex
watch instead?"

"Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business.....you gonna
have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a
bambinos."

"Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with
another man."

"Whadda you gonna do then ....... pointa to you watch and say 'Times up?'"

[FATboy05]

:bellylaugh: point well taken

[mrpiff]

:bellylaugh: Good one!