10 commandments

[RamMedic]

HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
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> One day God went to the Arabs and said,
> 'I have some Commandments for you
> that will make your lives better.'
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> The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'
> And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'
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> 'Can you give us an example?'
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> 'Thou shall not kill.'
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> 'Not kill? We're not interested.'
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> So He went to the blacks and said, 'I have some
> Commandments.'
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> The blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,
> 'Honor thy Father and Mother.'
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> 'Father? We don't know who our fathers are.
> We're not
> interested.'
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> Then He went to the Mexicans and said,
> 'I have some Commandments.'
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> The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said
> 'Thou shall not steal.'
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> 'Not steal? We're not interested.'
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> Then He went to the French and said,
> 'I have some commandments.'
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> The French too wanted an example and the Lord said,
> 'Thou shall not commit adultery.'
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> 'Not commit adultery? We're not
> interested.'
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> Finally, He went to the Jews and said,
> 'I have some Commandments.'
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> 'Commandments?'
> They said, 'How much are they?'
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> 'They're free.'
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> 'We'll take 10.'
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> There, that should offend just about everybody.
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[FATboy05]

Not me :mrgreen:

Good one :lol:

[mrpiff]

:bellylaugh: Good One!

[curley725]

:ass: :10: Lotsa truth in that one Ram's!!!! That's what makes it so funny.... :grin:

Curley

[Blackpearlultra]

:bellylaugh: No offence here!!!