The Irish Golfer, and the Secret to Eternal Youth...

[Talisman]

An 80-year-old Irishman goes to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the
guy is in and asks, "How do you stay in such great physical condition?"

"I'm an Irishman and I am a golfer," says the old guy, "and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well
before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways. I have a glass of beer, and all is well."

"Well," says the doctor, "I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it! How old was your dad when
he died?"

"Who said my Da's dead?"

The doctor is amazed. "You mean you're 80 years old and your dad's still alive. How old is he?

"He's 100 years old," says the old Irish golfer. "In fact he golfed with me this morning, and then we had a
bottle of beer and that's why he's still alive. He's Irish and he's a golfer, too."

"Well," the doctor says, "that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your dad's dad?
How old was he when he died?"

"Who said my grandpa's dead?"

Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living! Incredible!
How old is he?"

"He's 118 years old," says the old Irish golfer.

The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, "So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?"

"No, Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today."

At this point the doctor is close to losing it. "Getting married? Why would a 118-year old guy want to
get married?"

"Who said he wanted to?'"

[TexasRed]

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