Daddy's Job

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Daddy's Job


Little David is in the 5th grade. Yesterday morning when the teacher
asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.

The teacher noticed that little David was being uncharacteristically
quiet and so she asked him about his father.

'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes
in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out
to the alley with some guy and do it with him for money.'

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some coloring, and took little David aside to ask
him, 'Is that really true about your father?'

'No,' said David,

'He plays for the Cowboys, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.'

[Scoutman]

It could be worse he could play for the cubs

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or better yet, the Packers! :bellylaugh: