Quiet Sex

[Mominatrix]

QUIET SEX

Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, 'How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?'
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She glanced at him casually and replied, 'You're never home!'

[shell]

OMG :ass: that is a :bob: comment for sure

[Talisman]

That's too funny!! LMAO

Poor bastard... :shock:

[Scoutman]

OUCH!!!!

[Talisman]

I had a neighbor whose husband routinely would spend long periods away at sea while in the Navy. I asked her once how difficult it was to readjust when he would come back after being gone for so long. She said the only problem was when she would ask him to “hum” when she would twist his ankle during sex. :shock: