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A driver is stuck in aa traffic jam going into downtown Chicago .
Nothing is moving north or south.
Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what'st he hold up?' 'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, HillaryClinton, OprahWinfrey, RosieO'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and AlSharpton.
They are asking for a $10 Million ransom.Otherwise, they are going to dousethem with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car taking up a collection.'
The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'


'About a gallon.'