Two Ladies in Heaven

[Mominatrix]

Two Ladies in Heaven

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia.
How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.

But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.


1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.


I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.


I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.


1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

[FATboy05]

DAMMITT :bellylaugh:

[shell]

LMFAO now that is funny after my day today at work I needed thanks Mom's

[mrpiff]

:bellylaugh: Good One!