POLITE WAY TO PEE

[FATboy05]

>>>> > During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach
>>>> > good manners, asked her students the following question:
>>>> > 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a
>>>> > nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go
>>>> > to the bathroom?'
>>>> >
>>>> > Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
>>>> >
>>>> > The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude
>>>> > and impolite.
>>>> >
>>>> > What about you Peter, how would you say it?'
>>>> >
>>>> > Peter said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to
>>>> > the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
>>>> >
>>>> > 'That's better, but it's still not very nice
>>>> > to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you,
>>>> > little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show Us
>>>> > your good manners?'
>>>> >
>>>> > I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a
>>>> > moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of
>>>> > mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner.'
>>>> >
>>>> > The teacher fainted

[Talisman]

Perfect! :bellylaugh: