One fine day at the mental hospital...

[Talisman]

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One
day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool.
Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and
pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of
Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged
from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good
news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged,
since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in
and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that
your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his
bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but
he's dead.'

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.
How soon can I go home?'

[FATboy05]

:shock:

[Kate]

And the problem with that is....???

[shadow]

Now ,Now ,Edna.

[Kate]

Hmph.. ( least there was no mention of an oxygen hose.... I have FUN with those.....lol)

[FATboy05]

Originally Posted by Calli

Hmph.. ( least there was no mention of an oxygen hose.... I have FUN with those.....lol)

:shock:

[Talisman]

Originally Posted by FATboy05

:shock:

My recommendation on this one is unless you want to blow your beer through your nose just leave it be. LOL :razz: