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Old 09-09-2008, 05:44 PM
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A crusty old biker on a summer ride in the country walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
HAND JOB: $1,000.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile 'Can I help you?'

'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?'

'Yes' she smiles and purrs 'I sure am'.

The old biker replies 'Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger'.

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Old 09-09-2008, 10:01 PM
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Cute!!!! hehehe
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