Motorcycle Patrolman

[FATboy05]

> THE SCENARIO OPENS AS:
>
>A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed
>appendix.
>
>The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the
>patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.
>Worried
>that he may have had a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about,
>he
>finally got enough courage to pull his hospital gown up enough that he
>could
>see what was making him so uncomfortable.
>
>Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive
>tape,
>the kind that doesn't come off easily.
>
>
>Written in large black letters was the sentence:
>
>'Get well soon....from the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week.'