New Biker 10 Commandments

Squirrel · #1 (**permalink**) 02-21-2007, 10:27 AM

New Biker 10 Commandments

1) WE DO NOT HOLD! (purses, beers, coats and other peoples shit, etc.)

2) WE DO NOT WAIT! (for phone calls, slow people or losers)

3) NO FREE RIDES! (some type of payment is expected)

4) ALWAYS AVOID ASSHOLES AND PEOPLE WITH PROBLEMS! (red necks in big trucks, 18 wheelers, and don’t get cut-off by sleds, fences, and holes larger than thy front tire)

5) HOLD NO OTHER BIKE HOLY OTHER THAN THY HARLEY-DAVIDSON! (You may wave at riders of rice burners, however you must help a “brother” in need)

6) BE KIND TO OLD PEOPLE, CHILDREN AND ANIMALS! (also don’t litter and “Don’t mess with Texas” remember the Guadalupe River Flood in October l998, water rights are free to everyone, not just land owners)

7) HONOR THY FODDER AND MUDDER AND TO THY OWN SELF BE TRUE!

8 ) ACCEPT THAT THERE IS A “HIGHER POWER” THAN OURSELVES! (and He rules. Ask Him to “show you the way” to serve Him every day of your life)

9) DO NOT STEAL, LIE OR KILL! (except if hungry, answering your old lady or fighting)

10) HONOR THY BROTHERS AND YOUR COLORS! (Our Colors Don’t Run)