Cheating Wife???
A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. On the way to his home, he asked the cab driver if he would be a witness. The man explained that he suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed.
Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and the cabby tiptoed to the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights and yanked the covers back exposing his wife and another man in bed together.
The husband pulled a gun from his pocket and pressed it against the naked man's head.
The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. It was him! He paid for the Hummer I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your New York Giant's season tickets. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club membership. He even pays for your annual Vegas trip with the boys!"
The husband’s face turned pale. He slowly lowered the gun. After a long pause he looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?"
The cabby answered, "I'd pull the covers back over him before he catches a cold."
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04-25-2007, 03:36 AM
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