Dear Speedman,

[roadrash5]

PLAYGIRL MAGAZINE
Centerfold Division
3804 36th St. South
Dallas, Texas 21243


Dear Speedman,

Your name has been submitted to us with your photo, and I regret
to inform you that we will be unable to use your body in our
centerfold.

On a scale of 0-10, your body was rated as 6 by our panel of
women, ranging in age from 60-80 years old. We tried to
assemble a panel in the age bracket of 20-30 years, but we
could not get them to sop laughing long enough to reach a
decision.

It does not appear possible that the taste of American women
will ever change so drastically that bodies such as yours would
be appropriate for our centerfold. Therefore, with your permission,
we shall retain your photograph in our files until we can compose
an appropriate caption and use it as a cartoon.

Sympathetically,


Amanda Schwartz
Editor
Playgirl Magazine


P.S. We do commend you for the unusual pose. Were you wounded in
the war, or do you ride your bike a lot?

[Archangel]

Oh RR....you are gonna get some negative Kudos for that one!!! :lol:

[roadrash5]

ya but the posesitives may out -do the the negatives

:lala: :

l8r rr

[shell]

Originally Posted by roadrash5

ya but the posesitives may out -do the the negatives

:lala: :

l8r rr

mg: :ass: we might have to get someone to :whip: you for that but Roadrash5 that is funny shit

[Archangel]

Originally Posted by softailgirl

mg: :ass: we might have to get someone to :whip: you for that but Roadrash5 that is funny shit

Where is moms with that whip when you need her? :lol:

[shell]

Originally Posted by Archangel

Where is moms with that whip when you need her? :lol:

Yes Archangel Where is Moms when we need her??

[Archangel]

Originally Posted by softailgirl

Yes Archangel Where is Moms when we need her??

Apparently her "mominatrix" siren hasn't kicked in!!!!

[roadrash5]

Originally Posted by softailgirl

mg: :ass: we might have to get someone to :whip: you for that but Roadrash5 that is funny shit

A free spanking I'm on my way over ............ :whip:

:nekkid: and on my way over !!!!!!!!!

L8R :naughty: RR

[speed]

I was told a long time ago that if they're shooting at you then you're doing something right.

SM

[FATboy05]

That was pretty good there RR5 :bellylaugh: