Bird Feeder??

[Blackpearlultra]

>>I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with
> > >>seed.
> > >>Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the
>continuous
> > >>flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started
> > >>building
> > >>nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the
> > >>barbecue.
> > >>Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs,
>the
> > >>table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would
>dive
> > >>bomb
> > >>me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.
>And
> > >>others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and
>squawked
> > >>and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I
>fill
>it
> > >>when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own
>back
> > >>porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds
> > >>were
> > >>gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had
>built
> > >>all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to
>be...quiet,
> > >>serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.
> > >>
> > >>Now lets see...our government gives out free food, subsidized housing,
> > >>free
> > >>medical care, free education and allows anyone born here to be an
> > >>automatic
> > >>citizen. Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our
> > >>taxes
> > >>went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5
>families:
> > >>you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor: you
> > >>child's
> > >>2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class
> > >>doesn't
> > >>speak English: Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to
>press
> > >>"one" to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags
>other
> > >>than "The Maple Leaf" are squawking and screaming in the streets,
> > >>demanding more
> > >>rights and free liberties.
> > >>
> > >>Maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder.

[speed]

We can only hope that somebody will grow a set of nads in office someday and listen to the majority before we are extinct.

SM

[Blackpearlultra]

Originally Posted by speedman

We can only hope that somebody will grow a set of nads in office someday and listen to the majority before we are extinct.

SM

No shit EH!!!

[CoolMaker]

Originally Posted by speedman

We can only hope that somebody will grow a set of nads in office someday and listen to the majority before we are extinct.

SM

In the US and Canada... :wink:

[FATboy05]

What's so pathetic is that the Politicians won't touch this because they are affraid how much it will hurt them politically. IMO, if somebody came out and said if elected I will make it my MISSION to expel all Illegal's, and make sure that those that hire them were fined so heavily, they would be put out of business{which they are supposed to be here in the US} He would win by a land slide!!!People would turn out to vote in masses....

[CoolMaker]

He would win by a land slide!!!People would turn out to vote in masses.

1st problem is that no one would have guts enough to do it.... The working people probably would not be able get to the polls in mass, but you could bet your ass that the ones that want the free stuff would and vote for the other guy. It would never work Mike. :roll:

[FATboy05]

Originally Posted by CoolMaker

1st problem is that no one would have guts enough to do it.... The working people probably would not be able get to the polls in mass, but you could bet your ass that the ones that want the free stuff would and vote for the other guy. It would never work Mike. :roll:

It had better work soon, or we Texans kicked Santa Anna's Ass for nothin :sad:

[FATboy05]

Or even worse, we may have to push #2 for English :wtf:

[CoolMaker]

Originally Posted by FATboy05

Or even worse, we may have to push #2 for English :wtf:

Now that is probably the next thing that will happen... Argggggg.....